Friday, July 11, 2025
Tuesday, May 27, 2025
Developing Story..
In May 2025, the first group of white South African refugees arrived in the US. Federal assistance to the newcomers includes free housing in the all white utopias of St. Louis, Baltimore and Detroit.
Thursday, May 15, 2025
Scientists have invented a new door jamb cushion that makes car doors slamming a little quieter. This is part of a larger effort to remind people that they’re not that important and their car is a piece of crap
Sunday, May 11, 2025
This Mother’s Day, we reflect on all the ex husbands that no longer have to go to the store to fund some corporate DEI horse shit.
Tuesday, February 11, 2025
World News
The head of an Islamic terror group has promised to “cleanse the land of impure Jews” after receiving millions in funding from USAID.
In response, Jewish leaders across the region have promised this summer is going to be hot af
Monday, February 10, 2025
A new report by information wizard Bloomberg shows a direct correlation between profits and how far down the hall you hear corporate dipshits talking loud.
Thursday, January 30th, 2025
Independent investigations show sexual harassment claims at the FBI are at an all time high. In their defense, FBI director Christopher Wray argues that the inappropriate behavior is helping “get everyone’s minds off assassinations.”
Monday, September 23rd, 2024
Fact of the Day
The kazoo was invented in 1840 in Macon, Georgia
‘Merica
Sunday, April 7th, 2024
Passengers aboard Southwest Airlines Flight 3695 had a fright today as an engine cover blew off during takeoff and got stuck on the wing. Fortunately, the aircraft was able to lumber back to Denver and land safely. It is reported that the maintenance crew had a personal beef with the pilot, thereby sparking concern that people need to start being nicer to the little guy.
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